Tuesday, February 28, 2006

okay then, chillin, chillin, minding my business

so i think i finally got a cool temp job working for UNICEF. i had no idea who these people were, so i had to look them up on the internet. children. emergency children. that need to be united and have funds. i guess i can dig it. as long as i dont have to touch them or deal with their messes. actually i think ill end up running the company cause i signed up for the "CEO" position. ill let yall know more later.

1. fish scales
2. inky, blinky, pinky, clyde: 240
3. the philipines

new exciting trivia:
1. what is the largest organ of the human body?
2. what does epcot stand for?
2. name the four best picture winners in the 90's that have a name of a character in the title of the movie.

here i go, here i go, here i go, again. girls what my weakness? MEN!

well, ive been puttin this post off fer a while cause im lazy and such. the week off was great got to see lots of friends and family. but i want to start off with my adventure of gettin to the atl.

first off, LiL LIED to me about when our flight was taking off. she had told me 5 pm, but it was really 6 pm. sneakiness, i gotta start watching her more closely. so our plan was to take the chinatown bus to philly and fly outta there (mush cheaper that way). but she has to drop off something at the bank, so i go on ahead with our luggage up 4 flights of stairs to the train. after i passed out when i reached the top, i regained consciousness and awoke to a homeless woman SCREAMING "just suck my pussy in the morning, baby" (to the tune of "angel of the morning"). so i then had that lovely tune stuck in my head for the rest of the afternoon. we reached chinatown and we were on our way. except that about 20 minutes into our ride the bus pulls off to the side of the road and the driver comes sauntering to the back of the bus. hmmmm, i thought. i wonder who's gonna drive us? the bus broke down, and we had to wait for the next one to pick us up. but since LiL had lied to me and made us leave ungodly early, we had plenty of time to catch our flight. the rest of the trip was uneventful.

so i always wondered why planning a wedding was stressful. i found out.....the parents. so the dilemma her parents want the wedding not in atlanta, my parents only want it in the atl. bastards. we spent a few days pondering this quandary till LiL came up with the best solution. the wedding and reception will be in different spots, BUT the important thing is that alcohol will be served in voluminous quantities at both.

so here's what yall have all been waiting fer....more trivia!

1. lipstick is made out of mostly what?

2. what are the names of the ghosts in the original pacman?
bonus: how many white dots are there in a pac-man round/screen?

3. what islands where named after a prince of spain?

Thursday, February 16, 2006

i like my women like i like my coffee...covered in bees!

so this is my last post for the next week. me and the almost-mrs are heading to hot-lanta.
for a fun test of cunning and smarts...go here and try to beat my almost-godlike score of 27/33.


i know that cap'n got 30. how, i dont know. im pretty sure he's cheating.

1. as the world turns
2. outwit, outplay, outlast
3. batman returns
4. sneakers

shiit, i got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too.

so me and lil will make our pilgramage to the atl for next week. it's her winter break, and i aint got no job, and i aint got shit to do. and i can get my dad to look at my elbow which i think i broke. this was about a week ago and it is still kinda swollen and really hurts, but with no insurance whatcha gonna do, eh? so wish me luck. and now fer mo trivia.

1. best actor and best screenplay
2. monaco
3. a few good men


susan lucci lost 18 straight daytime emmys for her role on what day time soap?

what is the tagline for the tv show survivor?

what are these movie quotes from?
- "mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it."
- "a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it."

"cow mutilations are up"

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

so whachoo gonna do?

heh sorry forgot to post answers and new questions:

1. argentina
2. 32
3. dopey, sleepy, sneezy, happy, grumpy, bashful, and doc

and now:

what are sly stallone 2 oscar nominations for?

what country has been ruled by the grimaldi family since 1273?

what movie is this quote from:
"thank you for playing, should we or should we not follow the advice of the galacticly stupid"

and they aint leavin till 6 in the morn.

sorry for not posting in a while just been busy. not really. good news tho, signed up with a temping agency, so i should be gettin steady work soon. and when i said 8-12 inches of snow, what i meant was 8-12 feet....well more like 2 feet but that's still a lot. so here's my story:

heidi hensley comes into the big apple for a concert. she is supposed to be on stage at 1 am. Live in Lady and i get there at around midnight. at this time, the snow has started to fall, only about 4-5 inches but the wind is the terrible part prolly 20 mph. sucky. so we catch the show. awesomeness. there was another two people that shared the stage with her....athens boys choir and levi kreis. abc was a transgender spoken word dood...really good, funny, and had one poem about waffle house, which makes him alright in my book. levi kreis was amazing. he was like a younger, better harry connick jr. found out that a bunch of labels want to sign him, but they all want him to pretend he's straight and he wouldnt. damn the man! so the show ends around 2. we start home.....this is where the advenure begins.

all live in lady and i have to do is get on the f train, transfer to the r, then boom. we're home. minimal time outside (maybe 2 blocks). so we barely miss one f train, sucky but we can deal. after a while another comes by, we get on and it moves exceedingly slow. but i figured since it was snowing so hard, maybe that's why. safety reasons. at one point we have stopped on the tracks for 30 MINTUES. and to make things worse there's this douchebag on the train that keeps complaining out loud, like his whining and bitching is gonna make the train move. damn i hate people like him. child. anyway, we're supposed to transfer to the f train at 4th ave and 9th st. we get to the stop, we stand at the door, then the train leaves the station. the fucking guy NEVER OPENED THE DOORS! on top of all this, my and lil's bladders are on the verge of exploding (cause i have the bladder of an infant).

so we decided that we would get off at the next stop and trek it back home. we are now at 7th ave and 9th st that's about a mile home. in the snow. in the wind. bladders full. we're on our way. it's now 4 am and we spot an oasis in the artic bleakness....daisy's diner. a 24 hour diner and a haven for wayward travelers. breakfast time. great food, great service, warm, and most important with bathroom.

it was 6 am. once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more. but now the wind had picked up. i had heard on the news that it would be about 25-30 mph winds with gusts up to 50. i laughed cause that would be absurd. so when we got outside and felt the wind...i thought "this wind is absurd." we had a long way to get back home. but with full bellies, empty bladders, and renewed vigor. we trugded on.

home. finally. home. we stripped off the cold wetness and exchanged it for the warm awesomeness of the bed. ahhhhh. good times. welcome home, dear friends.

Saturday, February 11, 2006

i got bitches in the livin room gettin it on!

8-12 inches of snow tonight and tomorrow. stocking up on condoms, water, and bread. wish me luck!

Friday, February 10, 2006

action transvestite

the answer IS:
se7en at the end of the movie morgan freeman says it

so i've started dieting again cause ive grown too fat for my own good. i would excersize but where's the fun in that. id like to think that society and medicine has come far enough for me to just sit on my ass and lose weight. my diet is call "the all butter diet". where everything i eat will be coated in butter; thereby, letting the food "slide" out of me without it being digested by my body. i think it'll work.

SO, more trivia.

at what country do the atlantic and pacific oceans meet?


how many active teams does the NFL have?


name all the 7 dwarves.

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

little red cook book

1. fraggle rock...come on people. easy one.
2. growing pains..nj action
3. wonder years. if you didnt know this one. ..you might be retarded

so im done with tv songs. how bout a moviue quote?

"earnest hemmingway once wrote the world is fine place and worth fighting for. i agree with the second part."

not muching goin on in my life so fars. got turned down fer a job, but i got a really cool prospect hopefully. a genetics job up at the nyc botanical gardens. its like hour and a half away. but it would be totally worth it. pcr, dna extraction, and other fun stuff like that.

and does anyone know what "little red cook book" is? eddie izzard references it, and i cant seem to find what it is a reference too.

Monday, February 06, 2006

jeezy chreezy

its chess...nice job everyone

and the tv theme songs ARE......
1. blossom
3. gilmore girls
4. gummi bears
5. who's the boss

a tie! nice try picker and action!
tho i have to give some props to action...didnt think anyone would get who's the boss.


1. dance your cares away/worries for another day/let the music play...

2. ...As long as we got each other. we got the world spinning right in our hands.
baby you and me (we gotta be) the luckiest dreamers who never quit dreaming...

3. what would you do if i sang out of tune? would stand up and walk out on me?
lend me your ears and ill sing you a song, will try not to sing outta key.