If you are my friend, and I see you wearing one of these I will punch you. No questions asked. After you get up, you will thank me.
Go home, you damn dirty hipster!
And I just want to re-emphasize how much I like this site:
Stuff you crazy white folks like...
I'm still going strong at about 10% of "whiteness" according to the list, Mrs. KTL, however, is at about 30-40%. But to her credit, she has been steadily declining in "whiteness" since the list came out, and she is white.