well, ive been puttin this post off fer a while cause im lazy and such. the week off was great got to see lots of friends and family. but i want to start off with my adventure of gettin to the atl.
first off, LiL LIED to me about when our flight was taking off. she had told me 5 pm, but it was really 6 pm. sneakiness, i gotta start watching her more closely. so our plan was to take the chinatown bus to philly and fly outta there (mush cheaper that way). but she has to drop off something at the bank, so i go on ahead with our luggage up 4 flights of stairs to the train. after i passed out when i reached the top, i regained consciousness and awoke to a homeless woman SCREAMING "just suck my pussy in the morning, baby" (to the tune of "angel of the morning"). so i then had that lovely tune stuck in my head for the rest of the afternoon. we reached chinatown and we were on our way. except that about 20 minutes into our ride the bus pulls off to the side of the road and the driver comes sauntering to the back of the bus. hmmmm, i thought. i wonder who's gonna drive us? the bus broke down, and we had to wait for the next one to pick us up. but since LiL had lied to me and made us leave ungodly early, we had plenty of time to catch our flight. the rest of the trip was uneventful.
so i always wondered why planning a wedding was stressful. i found out.....the parents. so the dilemma her parents want the wedding not in atlanta, my parents only want it in the atl. bastards. we spent a few days pondering this quandary till LiL came up with the best solution. the wedding and reception will be in different spots, BUT the important thing is that alcohol will be served in voluminous quantities at both.
so here's what yall have all been waiting fer....more trivia!
1. lipstick is made out of mostly what?
2. what are the names of the ghosts in the original pacman?
bonus: how many white dots are there in a pac-man round/screen?
3. what islands where named after a prince of spain?
2 comments:
God bless booze to bring families together. So will the wedding be segregated except for the bride and groom. Only the Crackers in Athens and only the Cheese in Atlanta? (I know the whole cheese and crackers thing was a stretch. Just trying to play the whole white/yellow card. Didn't work so well. I'll go back into my hole.)
1. Goat balls and/or cow hooves.
2. Pinky, Winky, Slinky, Spooky,
and Kooky
212 white dots?
3. Galapagos?
1. Ear wax from iguanas?
2. Pinky, Blinky, Spot, and Bryan?
3. Azores?
Woohoo, drunk time with Sun Hee and Chai Won...I am looking forward to it. Can we go to Fuddrucker's first?
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